KNOW IT ALL -- lagwagon
Look at the world in disbelief You used to follow - now you lead College has enlightened you And you are proud to be different And like different bands - different types You ain't nobody's fool It's like certain bands remind you of someone you hated 'Cause they didn't wear the right clothing And there's only one true fashion Alot of the bands on the college charts are great bands until they get signed. Then you hate them It's such bullshit - you used to love them you hypocrite I remember you and I listening to bands that we liked Only the songs mattered to you But now you're a D.J. and preaching that hype "Corporate Rock Sucks" "You know, college radio enlightens you" It's supposed to serve as a means to expose new bands without prejudice, but it makes no sense Safe harbor for the underground 'Til the alternative becomes the popular sound The bands are good 'til they make enough cash to eat food and get a pad Then they're sold out and their music is cliché Because talent's exclusive to bands without pay Know it all - Did you really listen to that song? Could you ever write what you call wrong?

so true couldnt have said it better myself. new tight shit: anna sui spring 05, marc 05, matthew williamson 05, the olsen twins, samaire armstrong, kate moss, and sienna miller rock my fashion world. but who the fuck cares?

i, robot - exodus

not to be confused with I robot, the will smith movie or the other band Imarobot which is pop regurgitation or all the other robot spinoffs these days, robot on the other hand is awesome.

on the topic of robots, they are too fucking trendy these days. first it was pirates, everybody though it was cool to be a pirate. well it was, just not when the 7th graders starting thinking the same thing. and now its robots. robots with werewolf hands, bear slash robot whatever. too trendy. the underground ideas just have a way of being beat into the ground. on the topic of beat. berkeley has some beat ass bitches.

now for the topic of the day: the low carb diet. haha. whoever thinks eating a fucking bacon cheese "wrap" instead of sandwhich is a fucking idiot.fisrtly, wrapping bacon and cheese in lettuce without a bun is just for pussies. secondly, i really doubt not eating the bun is going to make your fat ass any smaller. thirdly, dude if you ass does get smaller, which it wont anyways, youre still going to die of high cholesterol and a heart attack. therefore i have a brand new, cheaper, alternate solution to the low carb diet : DONT FUCKING EAT. im sick of whining and hearing blah blah this has so many carbs, since when did americans turn into such a bunch of fucking pussies. arent we the country that invented mcfuckingdonalds??? well then stick to it then. oh im sorry, i seem to forget, we invented mcdonalds, then sued it for serving unhealthy food. people just need to stop whining and stop eating. problem solved. no more fat people. no more whining. i mean diet coke is one thing. which ill get to later, but carb free FUCKING SODA??? why dont you fucking drink from the lake??????? thats just disgusting. though i must admit coke's summer campaign is pretty intriguing. nevertheless, on to diet soda. i mean if you've been raised drinking diet, i guess i can somewhat pretend to understand that i know where you're coming from. i mean i stil think its just disgusting.  but people who drink it to cut calories, well shit, dont drink soda!!! it rots yours teeth and if you think drinking diet will make you skinnier you are an idiot. sweet and low causes fucking cancer, and it says so on the package. i know everything causes cancer these days, but when it says so, you have to have you head seriously up your anus to still drink it. on the topic of cancer, cats give me cancer. i hate them. so yes, low carb = bullshit. i respect people who eat fucking lettuce all day thinkign they will get thinner, thats totally fine. its the people who think eating all the fucking protein in the world drowned in cheese is going to work. you're fucking idiots. Atkins himself died dude. wake the fuck up and learn to order a real fucking item from the menu. bitch.

on to the topic of shots. specifically sorority girls and shots. takings shots because they are fun is one thing, taking them to get drunk is another. but taking them because you think it has less calories than a drink or beer is retarded. its not the beer thats making you fat, its the fuckign twinkies your ram down your throat after your drunk. its the fucking nachos you eat out of my hand. bitches. so next time you want to cut calories. whatever the fuck the are. get drunk, and ductape your face to a fucking pole. then you wont have to eat anymore. and while your at it, just ductape your face to a pole sober. its a cheap diet. even better? just ductape your face. cause if yo ucant duct it, fuck it. i didnt want to see it anyways.

and download i,robot. not imarobot i comma robot. its really easy. dont fuck it up.

"livin on a prayer" holla bitch. you should know that song by now.

so i've been working my ass off this summer and its been great. i love so cal i love brea and i love my store. the kids are so awesome their sawsome and its just way chill. holla. soon i will return to berkeley. land of the freely ugly. insanely retarded and obnoxiously politically correct. liberal? only in the sense that people are liberally hideous. letting it all hang out. and by that i mean the fucking rolls. not down with pasty blond chicks thinking they are the shit because they are like the 2% at cal. i dont care what color your hair is or what expensive clothes you wear or what fucking sorority you are in. you still have ugly faces and i wouldnt even want you to work in my stock room. get a goddam tan. and frat guys dont even get me started. cocks. you suck big cocks. cocks and balls. balls. FUCK YOUR EGO. capital T for terrible personalities and terrible faces. i mean cant you atleast be good looking if you're going to be an asshole? guess not around these parts of town. ill never get berkeley goggles. never have never will. i dont believe in them if you've ever thrived among decent looking people, you really never forget your roots baby. goggles are only for the desparate and the sickly. holding strong til i graduate. goggle free FOR LIFE BITCH. i dont get how your standards go down, if anything my standards have only gone up because of the plethora of hideous people that barrage me daily. its disgusting. i gotta CLIP CLIP CLIP those little bitches out. SNIP SNIP little BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

on another note. how fucking good is fucking root beer. so fucking good. whoever said coke was good was a pussy. root beer fucking rocks. its good as breakfast lunch and dinner. snickers ice cream bars. hollllaaa.

but i will be excited to see the socal hommies back up at cal. holla. rock the yellow wristbands. you know what kind im talking about. note to all girls: super low rise is no longer in fashion. so to the 90% of you who do not look good in it, please raise those hems. im tired of seeing tires. and for the rest of you slutties, keep rocking for the free world :) go balls deep budddddddy.

"the h-r-c with the r-g-e, sometimes when i'm away i think of you think of what i'd like to do when we're alone but it kills me to know (it's not a situation)
that you'll never know (for any expectation) as far as i know (a constant complication) you'll never know. so say you'll stay the day, i want you to
everything depends on you don't let me go i wish that i could say i'd stay with you but you know that that's not true please let me go but it kills me to know
(it's not a situation)that you'll never know (for any expectation) as far as i known(a constant complication)you'll never know (hard) to know what's in your heart so, you're just looking to find (part) of what you're saying's not effecting on my soul or my mind just keep your feet on the ground even when i'm not around i won't give up on you "--- reggie and the full effect wont give up. "happy valentines day"

so its been a while, but im back like a crippled person after an accident. firstly, new business. if anyone is available to gut a fatty, please let me know. i will be gladly taking applications. complementary doughnuts come with the offer by the way. so yeah, i hate crazy people. i hate berkeley. and i really hate girls who have illusions of grandeur. and fat girls too. they just need to die. save a starving child, kill a fatty. more like save a small country, kill a fatty. fatness like ugliness, is never in fashion. its like having fucked up teeth or herpes on your mouth. its just fucked up.

new term: chankle - a chankle is when your double chin is so large your chin is bascially connected to your ankle. it means you lose, you lose at the game of life. fat bitches, stop eating my motherfucking cheesecake you no good cuntrags. munch a bum and die. stop eating all the food. people are starving around the world while you stuff your fat face. really, just stop eating and we will end world hunger. as for prissy girls, you also need to go. no, i dont know about your keihl's lotion, or your fucking gucci shoes, nor do i give a fuck. im sorry if i smudged your fucking puma, but ill gladly also sit on your face. chill the fuck out. and sorry, nobody has natural roots. you're fucking pathetic. fess up.

bitchmakemeasandwich now. like now. big bird i hate you, i hope you die. you and your motherfucking pink scrunchie. die. i do not hate, i just discirminate. against all types of people. fat, ugly, dislexic, retarded, gay. you got it, im an equal opportunity discriminator. like i said, i dont hate, i have no idea what you are talking about.

that is all for now. for the time being, stay away from  my food you fucking fat bitches, or ill gut you alive and make cookies out of your ass. stay away!